A Man And His New Computer?

A Man And His New Computer?

Man Cooll I just got my new computer in the mail Lets hook er up shall we? Computer getting hooked up Man Phew Color matching is SUCH hard work Now Im gonna see how this baby runs Computer Getting turned on note to self This is getting a little freaky... Man Hurry up Computer FINALLY gets past the POST Man SHOW THE LOADING SCREEN DAMMIT Computer making funny noises Man NOW Computer shows splash screen Man If you dont get to the desktop on the count of three Ill... Computer Hello and welcome to Vista 2. Man Holy s Who wouldve thought that my computer was THAT advanced? Computer What would you like to do today? Man Uhhh... I would like to surf the internet. Computer WinVoice cannot verify voice print. Please speak again. Man I would like to surf the internet. Computer WinVoice cannot verify voice print. Please speak again. Man I want to surf the web you lousy piece of s Computer WinVoice has concluded that this computer has been stolen. Please be quiet and remained seated. The police will be here soon. Man What the F???? Computer As you wait please enjoy the beautiful pictures of the prison yard that you will more than likely end up doing time along with some music tracks comprised of the voices of angry inmates. Man I dont want to go to prison I didnt steal this computer Computer VistaSecure has concluded based on pupil dilation breathing rate and body posture that you are the rightful owner of this PC. Thank you for using WinSecure. Man Hey Thats pretty nifty It gets you thinking that the cops are gonna show up because the programmers knew that people will sometimes confess to crimes when they are mad Computer mouse cursor pops up Man Now Im REALLY gonna test this puppy out Computer waiting for response Man Left clicks on internet browser icon Computer UAC Advanced is trying to block a program grom running. Would you like to run the program? Man clicks YES Computer UAC Advanced has concluded that a possible hacker has clicked YES. Did you click YES? Man Clicks YES Computer UAC Advanced has concluded that a possible hacker has clicked YES. Did you click YES? Man performs the three finger salute Computer waiting for response Man gpes to internet browser process and presses DEL to end it Computer Screen turns red Man What did I do now? Computer A problem has occured and Vista 2 has been shut down to protect your computer. If problems persist then contact the manufacturer of your computer. As you wait for the Crash Dump to finish please enjoy the site of the red background. Would you believe that it used to be BLUE? Now its RED Thats because we have listened to your concerns. You idiots complained that you were tired of the BLUE Screen Of Death so now ITS RED

Asked by imtiredoftryingtocomeupwithnames about Jokes Riddles

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